Hometown skipper in hot sake

Hometown Captain Dustin Martin is in trouble with the law after an alleged samurai style attack on a patron in a chinese restuarunt

Matin who was seen back flipping from rafter to rafter before floating majestically down in front of the terrified patron was accused of attempting to stab her in the eye with a chopstick, however Martins legal council claim he was trying to feed her some #69 Lemon Chicken.